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🗓️ 4 June 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to New Rock Stars, Obi-1 Kenobi, Episode 3, gave us our first real look at Darth Vader in this series. |
0:07.0 | And while this rematch of Kenobi Invader was hardly the duel of the fates, part two, we know that these two are destined to be again, again. |
0:16.0 | And this time, Obi-Wan better bring that ruckus to that battle because he's got to step it up because |
0:21.6 | he got dragged to the sand, which is Darth Vader's greatest enemy. |
0:26.6 | He weaponized his greatest enemy to use against Obi-Wan. |
0:29.8 | My God, he's angry. |
0:31.3 | This is Rogue Theory, the show where we pitched the Wildest theories for the nerdy titles that |
0:35.0 | we love. |
0:35.7 | My name is MT. |
0:36.6 | And going rogue with me today is someone who will never to ever take a ride with some |
0:41.3 | random moleman snitch. |
0:43.3 | It's Jessica Clemens. |
0:44.2 | What's going on, Jess? |
0:45.3 | Dude. |
0:46.2 | When you said the intro, Darth Vader said, |
0:48.8 | give me something to break. |
0:50.3 | And he'd snap that guy's neck. |
0:52.4 | He said, he said, he said, see. |
0:56.7 | Yo, that's, I feel bad for that kid. |
1:00.3 | Definitely doesn't need to go to a chiropractor. |
1:03.0 | Oh, after that, that man feels, he's like, oh, I can, oh my God, I can smell better. |
1:08.7 | Like, he's like, everything hit that man he's also in heaven |
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