Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Wolverine
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
Our Patreon Patrons requested that we use Obi-Wan Kenobi and so this titanic battle for the ages was set in motion!
Will Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi (Repped by James) have enough force or will Canadian Warrior Wolverine (Repped by Ray) have all the answers to deal with this great champion? Will special guest judge Crystal Storm hear a story she likes better than the other, or will that even matter?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Legion of Audience, this is James and before we get started today I wanted to take |
| 0:06.3 | a second and let you all know about the brand new Who Would Win Patreon. |
| 0:10.2 | If you'd like to support the show and get behind the scenes access like you've never |
| 0:13.1 | seen before, go to patreon.com slash Who Would Win Show right now. |
| 0:17.9 | Who would win patrons while the access to outtake videos, early info on battles, and |
| 0:21.5 | even get a photo on characters that we'll use in upcoming episodes. |
| 0:25.0 | So if you'd like to support me and the show, head to patreon.com slash Who Would Win Show |
| 0:29.0 | and for as little as 5 bucks a month, you can define yourself as more than just a fan. |
| 0:33.3 | You'll be an official member of the Legion. |
| 0:35.9 | Hope to see you there. |
| 0:43.2 | A crusty dive bar at the end of the galaxy. |
| 0:47.4 | You'll never find such a loathsome den of scum and philony, except for that other place. |
| 0:54.4 | It is here that a robed and hooded Obi-Wan Kenobi is trying to lay low. |
| 1:00.5 | A host of imperial forces are in the star system and he's the one there there to find. |
| 1:07.2 | Walking two drinks back to his table, he inadvertently bunks one of the seated patrons who leaned |
| 1:13.3 | back suddenly to give emphasis to the story he was telling. |
| 1:18.1 | Now wet from the spill, that patron turns around and the scowling face of Wolverine, hisses |
| 1:25.1 | at the Jedi Master. |
| 1:26.9 | Hey, Bub, you think this yellow spandex ain't gonna stain? |
| 1:31.9 | Obi-Wan calmly takes a step back and waves his hand. |
| 1:35.6 | There is no reason for anger. |
| 1:38.4 | Wolverine jumps out of his chair. |
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