Obama’s PERSONAL CHEF turned PRO SWIMMER.. DROWNED??
Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer
Elijah Schaffer
4.9 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's a great Monday while Obama's chef is or I should say was black |
| 0:06.3 | So drowning would not be off the options of what could have happened to him |
| 0:11.8 | Footage was being released recently showing our |
| 0:15.0 | Faithful friend here was a proficient swimmer |
| 0:18.4 | This is him kicking and swimming and enjoying himself in a lovely pool now. How would somebody who swims for sport |
| 0:27.9 | happen to die on the property of a former president? |
| 0:32.8 | We're gonna find out about that and so much more on this episode of Nightly Offensive |
| 0:36.3 | My name is Elijah Schaeffer. This is a solo episode. We will be taking callins at the end of the show |
| 0:41.0 | It's a great conspiracy, but we've got all the details. Let's get into this |
| 1:27.0 | Oh |
| 1:44.2 | All right, like I said my name is Elijah Schaeffer and we have a great show for you today |
| 1:48.9 | I encourage you to check it out. Oh, that's not the right person. I'm a little bit off my game |
| 1:54.6 | We got Brian directing on the back end, but I got him set up some of the buttons. Oh, have we got a story for you guys |
| 1:59.8 | Thank you so much for sending in your memes over the weekend. I really appreciated them including |
| 2:04.9 | You guys making this amazing video, which was supposed to I guess be me |
| 2:09.6 | This was comes from my con of Turner heard you guys submitted this one. I don't know if we get that to load quickly |
| 2:14.8 | Maybe not my ice cream so good cowboy roses ice cream so good balloon |
| 2:21.6 | Hey, so thank you so much for humiliating me on my own show |
| 2:25.8 | I was actually telling telling people how that's not an interesting thing to do and you shouldn't do that |
| 2:30.2 | And then somehow by trailing you guys what I shouldn't be doing you guys have switched the game and now you made me do it |
| 2:35.6 | We do have a crazy story for you guys don't forget to sign up at locals join that community |
| 2:39.4 | You can send the memes you can join the chat like I said you guys can be a part of the community |
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