Obama Rallies for Harris, Trump's IVF Claim, and Juggalos’ Political Leanings | Jason Segel
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Desi Lydic explores Kamala Harris's appeal to Black male voters with a little help from Barack Obama, while Trump makes the bizarre claim of being the “father of IVF.” Josh Johnson jumps in with alternative pitches for both candidates. Troy Iwata heads to the Gathering of the Juggalos to learn where the fans of Insane Clown Posse stand politically, even catching up with band member Violent J. Jason Segel joins to discuss his hit series "Shrinking" and share life advice with the Daily Show staff.
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| 1:10.0 | Trump and Kamala focused on their problem areas. |
| 1:13.0 | President Obama holds an intervention, |
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| 1:21.2 | of Indecision 2024. |
| 1:23.0 | In the race for president, there are certain demographics that the candidates can depend on. |
| 1:34.2 | For instance Donald Trump has locked down evangelicals, blue-collar men, teenage boys who call |
| 1:40.2 | their mom bitch, Brad boys who sing the n-word and rap song. call their |
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| 1:49.0 | But, boys who sing the N-word and rap songs, and Americans who consider Joe Rogin their primary care physician. |
| 1:50.0 | But when it comes to women, voters, Trump is pulling slightly below a yeast infection. |
| 1:55.2 | And I know what you're thinking, but Desi, he's groped so many women, I know and yet still he trails. |
| 2:06.4 | So today the Trump campaign, I mean Fox News, |
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