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Andy Zaltzman, Mildly Informed, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2009

⏱️ 36 minutes

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The 83rd ever Bugle podcast, from 2009. Written and presented by Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver

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0:00.0	This is a Times Online podcast. The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:17.0	Hello, buglers and welcome to what what's up mate? Oh just trying a different form of hello?
0:28.0	Yeah I don't think it works for you.
0:30.0	Really? Yeah.
0:31.0	Hello? No it sounds informal but it's actually creepy.
0:34.3	I'm like hello bugles.
0:36.0	No that's even worse.
0:37.5	You can't you can't say hello as if you're just meeting them on the street.
0:39.9	Oh hello bugles.
0:41.2	Hello viewles.
0:42.0	Fancy meeting you here.
0:44.0	Here in cyberspace.
0:46.0	Anyway, welcome to issue 83 of the bugle, the audio newspaper that has literally got the world talking.
0:52.0	albeit the human speech
0:53.7	did predate the bugle so it's probably more accurate to say it has kept the world
0:57.0	talking or at least not stop the world from continuing to talk let's leave it
1:01.4	at that I'm Andy's ultimate here in London and in the city
1:04.1	that never sleeps and is therefore pumped up to his eyeballs with industrial
1:07.3	strength caffeine just to keep functioning to a basic level. New York, it's the Jackie
1:11.1	Chan of Jovialality, John Oliver.
1:13.0	Hello Andy, hello Buglers.
1:16.0	They've announced it Quaffy here, Andy.
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