probably the best news opening for any news segments ever done is this one from nine news

australia please listen aliens are real all right we're done thank you all so much we've been

waiting for this i think my uh call sheet pad i probably just lost all of my money because i wagered

aliens were not real but wait hold on Hold on. The story's really interesting.

Obama said on a podcast with a liberal commentator that, of course, aliens are real. They're just

not an area 51. And he's since clarified, be like, no, no, no, I just meant like, probably,

except an interstellar object is passing through our solar system right now triggering Earth's planetary defenses.

I'm not joking.

This is not a bit.

I'm not saying it's literally aliens.

But the object 3i Atlas has freaked people out for some time.

So when you're, and I mean like the past several months.

So when you have an object floating through space that's originating from the same place

where an alien signal is purported to have come from, potential alien signal, and then

it like moves in a weird way and changes colors.

And then they announce we're activating our planetary defense.

And Obama's like, aliens are real.

I'm like, guys, guys, can we get a hold of the narrative real quick?

You're freaking people out here. Let me play this clip for you real quick and then show you

exactly what's going on. And yeah, actually, Earth's planetary defense has been triggered,

at least according to one report.

Aliens are real. That's according to Barack Obama. But the former U. shot down conspiracy theories they're being kept at a top secret

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