The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, I'm Bugles, and welcome to Issue 62 of The Bugle, the world's greatest and only

audio newspaper for a visual world for the beginning Monday, the 2nd of February 2009

with me Andy Zoltzmann here in London and in New York City, Mr John Oliver.

Hello Bugles, hello Andy, how are you doing Andy?

I'm alright, thanks mate, I'm okay, although little Horace had a quite a prolonged

squawk in the middle of the night last night, so I may flag as this broadcast progresses.

Well that's your fault Andy, that's your boy, you should have trained him better, I don't

really train you, that's dogs, you nurture them, that's right, I always get those two mixed

up.

You're not in nurturing and in dog relations, you're right, you've got to stay the right

side of it, or do you?

Well anyway, I made it back from Bermuda Andy and it was great, it was fantastic to

be standing on one of the few remaining pieces of the British Empire, and it all comes

back to you, I just naturally started ordering people around there, it's just, you never

forget it, it's like riding a bike, so it is pretty much just Bermuda and the Falklands

that we've got left now, it's going to be the three of us mighty nations trying to

get back to where we once were, and I looked around at what kind of possible army they

have there that we can use to take over the world again, and I think our Bermuda militia

is going to have to be scooter-based, that's pretty much all they've got, and if you think

a viable military strategy is doing wheelies around people, then the future of the British

Empire looks great.

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