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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Oatmeal vs. Grits | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

“Open your ears and listen to me. Get that oatmeal in, okay? Get your calcium. Okay? Get your iron in.” - Josh Johnson “Grits can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch. Grits can be any meal. You can have your breakfast grits. We've all had fish and grits.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s oatmeal vs. grits this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

What's up, ears additional listener, it's DualSaysLone.

0:07.0

Of course, find it for the Daily Show.

0:08.6

You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcasts, Hold Up,

0:12.5

hosted by me and Daily Show writer, Josh Johnson.

0:14.7

It's where we take our office banter until weekly war of words about topics big and small.

0:19.6

In this episode, we debate oatmeal versus grids.

0:22.3

We go back and forth about which has the best nutritional value, which has the most variety,

0:26.4

and which is more delicious.

0:29.1

We tune in to find out which side of the debate we each land on.

0:31.9

And if you like the show, check out the Hold Up Podcast, wherever you get your podcast.

0:36.1

The sweetest thing I've seen with grids is people who put a little bit of catch up on their grids.

0:41.8

Wait, who the- whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:47.0

Flag on the motherfucking play.

0:49.8

You've never seen that?

0:51.0

No.

0:52.1

There's people in the world that put a little bit of, um, um, I mean, I know catch up in hotsets

0:58.0

aren't the same thing, but they might put a little bit of hot sauce on their grids.

1:00.8

My- my- my- my- my- my- my- my grids.

1:03.0

No catch up.

1:04.6

Thank you for tuning in to Hold Up.

1:09.3

My name is Josh Johnson.

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