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["Slasher Podcasts"]

["Slasher Podcasts"]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

God, this band sucks. I can't be familiar with this, so this is like any new phrases.

I should have read the Thessauras to come up with better adjectives to describe how much I hate this band.

I wonder how many times someone has had to hear an Oasis song while getting their ass kicked over a soccer game.

Talk about adding insult to injury, getting your face punched, Liam Gallagher's whining away in the background.

It has to be a very, very common song that people get in fights too.

Just because it's always on in the background of a bar at some point, when we get people mad about an episode,

one of the things that they'll say to us is they can't believe we would say these mean things about these bands.

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