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And the subject is she likes Halloween too much.

Okay.

She into it.

What does that mean?

It's too much.

Okay.

We'll get into that in just a little bit because right now the nephew is on deck with today. It's praying phone call. What's on the menu for today? Nephew, what you got? Well, Shirley, I didn't get to give Carla anything for her birthday. I didn't. You know, loser. So, you know, and just, you know, she was out of town. She was out of town, but, you know, she's back now. And I want to give her something from, dear from my heart, something that she can enjoy. You know what I mean? Oh, I'm excited. What is it, nephew? Oh, this is cool. Because I'm giving her a bag. I'm giving her a handbag. You're welcome. A bag. You're welcome. Oh, this way better than a bag. You gave one bag and what a...

What? Shoes? Uh-huh. What is it? Who? Who got some shoes? What is my gift? That's what she likes. And it's her birthday. Girl, I'm giving you one of the top five greatest pranks of all time.

Oaktriosity.

Yes.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go, Cat Dole.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin, please.

Yeah, this is Marvin speaking.

Marvin, hi.

I'm calling you from Dr. B. I. Office. I'm actually the lab technician. And you came in and got a physical, I guess, about a couple weeks ago? Yeah. Okay, and my understanding, this is for your occupation, correct? Yeah. Okay, you're in that, what do you do for a living when you were a... Oh, yeah, I'm a truck driver. Okay. Now, I was giving you a call about, I'm here looking at your records and all the testings that you actually went through. Um, wow. Let's see. Have you had any, have you had any activity or any problems around your naval area? No, everything been fine. Okay.

Everything all right, huh?

Yeah, everything is fine, but I mean, you haven't had any type of, nothing, no breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever?

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