OA80: Flashback Friday (featuring Health Care, The Slants, and Gerrymandering!)
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🗓️ 23 June 2017
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
- Flash back to our first discussion with Simon Tam of the Slants on Episode 33, and keep groovin' with gerrymandering by listening to Episode 54.
- This is the text of the Senate's version of the AHCA.
- MACPAC's analysis of the ACA referenced on the show is here.
- This table shows the DSH allotment by state for 2016.
- Here is the full text of the Supreme Court's opinion in Matal v. Tam (formerly Lee v. Tam).
- Finally, here's the text of the Cooper v. Harris decision we discussed on Episode 72 that gives Andrew some cause for concern.
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| 0:00.0 | I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. |
| 0:07.0 | Ah, the 67th Amendment. |
| 0:20.0 | I move for a bad court thingy. |
| 0:22.0 | You mean a mistrone? |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, that's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy. |
| 0:31.0 | Can you see Captain Blamada anywhere in this court-match? |
| 0:35.0 | That's him! That's him! |
| 0:37.0 | No more person, sir! |
| 0:45.0 | I am an spy that's oil-be-held to contempt of this court. |
| 0:49.0 | I have nothing but contempt for this court. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for Entertainment purposes, |
| 1:05.0 | is not intended as legal advice, and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode number 80. |
| 1:22.0 | And I'm your host, Thomas Smith. Over there is Andrew Torres. How you doing, Andrew Torres? |
| 1:28.0 | I'm great, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:29.0 | Doing good. I'm excited. It sounds like you've got a little miniature announcement here. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, I do. In a couple of weeks on Sunday, July 2nd, I will be giving a talk before the Lehigh Valley Humanists in Allentown, Pennsylvania. |
| 1:45.0 | That is going to be a how-to-never-pay taxes again and make Bernie Sanders president using this one-word trick to hook. |
| 1:54.0 | If you are a listener of the show at all, you probably recognize that by its more sober legal title, which is Skepticism in the Law. |
| 2:03.0 | But yeah, if you're an OA listener on the East Coast, Maryland, Pennsylvania, nearby areas, it's a free talk. |
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