OA7: You Won’t Have the Satanic Temple to Kick Around Any More, Part 1
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🗓️ 24 August 2016
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, we look at a recent lawsuit filed by the notorious Satanic Temple challenging abortion restrictions in the state of Missouri. In the main segment, Andrew tells you how to read a Complaint, and Thomas offers advice to the Satanic Temple’s lawyers about which arguments are more persuasive to him. Our opening segment … Continue reading OA7: You Won’t Have the Satanic Temple to Kick Around Any More, Part 1
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant. |
| 0:19.8 | Oh sure, like lawyers working big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he's wearing a belt. |
| 0:25.4 | That's Hollywood for you. |
| 0:31.0 | Please answer the question, does the defendant's case hold water? |
| 0:37.0 | No, the defense is wrong. |
| 0:45.0 | Objection overrule. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh no no no, no I'm a strener's lip check. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh wow, a strener's lip check and I can take some time to reconsider. |
| 0:54.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:05.0 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:13.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. |
| 1:22.0 | How's it going Andrew? |
| 1:24.0 | It's going great Thomas. |
| 1:25.0 | It's going great for me as well, but you didn't ask. |
| 1:28.0 | I was about to, I was about to, but this small talk is vital to the health of our show and podcast relations. |
| 1:40.0 | It's going great Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:42.0 | I'm doing well. Thank you so much for asking Andrew. |
| 1:45.0 | How are you doing audience? |
| 1:47.0 | We should never forget. |
| 1:49.0 | So, got a lot of cool stuff for you plan today. |
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