I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private you stick your nose in you'll be violating attorney dumpster confidentiality

I just want to say hello

Oh, hello

All right we're done

You think the language in the second amendment is clear enough you know about the right to bear arms?

Of course it's clear every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall how could that possibly be misconstrued?

All right fantastic then wait you know what before we send this to the printer let's take that abortion thing up

Oh come on I move for a hearing on the matter

What you want me to have a special motion on the admissibility of the word asshole?

Well let me have asked them that's close enough

What law school did you go to? I'll agree to it your honor you will why?

I don't want any interlocutor appeals what are you a comedy team?

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Hey everybody I'm Liz Dye and with me is Andrew Torres and this is opening arguments episode 696

Hey Liz how are you doing? Good in you?

I am great I am excited about this episode I'm looking at breaking news that Jack Smith's one sixth grand jury has now subpoenaed Jared and Ivanka

So that is just coming across as we record this more when we know

But today we're actually going to talk about how a truly terrible person has run headlong into some super interesting first-of-the-mill law

So it's you know it's breaking and and it's also a classic OA deep dive

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