As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must

stay 500 yards from science at all times.

Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?

You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.

It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify.

Yet you're I am. You must tell the truth while you testify.

Another pirate. So happens I am a lawyer.

I'm not the kind of lawyer.

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Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 684. I'm Thomas. This is the Monday show.

How's it going Andrew? It's going well Thomas. How are you doing? Well, some very, very important news.

Are you sure you can squeeze this deep dive into this segment? Let's see.

Yeah, no, we learned last week from Fulton County, DA Fanny Willis, that charging decisions are, quote, imminent in connection with the special purpose grand jury convened to investigate any person who might have called Secretary of State Brad Raffinsberger in Georgia, pressuring him to overturn the 2020 election results.

I am relatively confident that imminent means within about two weeks of last week. So I think we're covering it at a good time.

And I am excited about kind of breaking down everything that happened at the hearing and what we can expect to happen next.

And I saw a long Twitter thread you had on the at OpenArgs Twitter account. Everybody should follow, of course, about the kind of the grand jury report.

And there's some interesting stuff going on there. So I'm buckled in. Let's go. What do we break it down for us?

All right. So a little bit of background first. I mean, you know, we flagged this for you already. This is another opportunity for me to plug the fact that Liz Dye watches Donald Trump's truth social accounts.

So I don't have to and said the day of you can always tell what something has gotten under Donald Trump's skin because he will go off and it incoherent.

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