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🗓️ 27 January 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Lots of news today! Secret documents found in Mike Pence's house and also in your house and your spouse is actually secret documents. Then Andrew brings us some really interesting speculation on why Ken Cuccinelli was called in to before Jack Smith's grand jury that no one else has talked about. And finally, asshole Peter Navarro has pulled out all the stops in pursuit of his executive privilege claim, including now... time travel?
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0:00.0 | As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must |
0:07.2 | stay 500 yards from science at all times. |
0:18.0 | Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney? |
0:24.0 | You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to. |
0:30.0 | It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify. |
0:36.0 | Yet you're I am. You must tell the truth while you testify. |
0:44.0 | It's not a pirate. So happens I am a lawyer. |
0:48.0 | I'm not that kind of lawyer. |
0:54.0 | Welcome to opening arguments. A podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
1:04.0 | It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
1:08.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
1:12.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 683. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How you doing my friend? |
1:24.0 | I am excited to bring you today's story. Thomas how are you doing? |
1:30.0 | I am writing the high of lot awful movies of making doing a bunch of work and making some creative decisions |
1:38.0 | and having it actually pay off. That's nice. |
1:42.0 | You worked so hard on processing that. |
1:46.0 | There are reports from everybody who've listened have just been really stellar off the charts. |
1:50.0 | I'm hoping we win a daytime Emmy for it. |
1:54.0 | There you go. |
1:56.0 | I don't know. Prime time. |
1:58.0 | We have to find out when people listen to this and then see their daytime. |
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