OA681: The New Republican House Rules Are... Yikes.

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🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Action packed show today! The House Jan 6 Committee still has effects from beyond the grave. Fireball whiskey is making knockoffs of itself? And yeah, those new Republican House Rules are garbage and should feel like garbage.

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0:00.0	As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must
0:07.2	stay 500 yards from science at all times.
0:18.0	Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?
0:24.0	You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.
0:30.0	It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify.
0:36.0	Yet you're I am. You must tell the truth while you testify.
0:44.0	It's not a pirate. So happens I am a lawyer.
0:48.0	I'm not the kind of lawyer.
0:54.0	Welcome to opening arguments. A podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.
1:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes.
1:04.0	It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.
1:08.0	Don't take legal advice from a podcast.
1:12.0	Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 681. I'm Thomas.
1:22.0	That's Andrew Torres. How are you doing Andrew?
1:24.0	I'm fantastic Thomas. How are you?
1:26.0	I am fantastic. I feel like today's a pretty fun episode with the possible showers in the mostly sunny but possible showers in the seasack.
1:36.0	But other than that, it seems like a pretty fun episode. We've got some J6 stuff.
1:40.0	Apparently the J long live the J6 committee even though it's dead. I feel like, wait, actually first question.
1:46.0	Is it officially dead yet? Did they get it?
1:48.0	It's officially dead. Okay, okay. I wasn't sure if they had to proactively keep it going or did they do of a ceremonial execution of the J6 committee.
1:56.0	So both remember is we're going to talk about the C segment.
1:58.0	The rules of the house do not and the composition of committees do not carry over from one session of Congress to another because you replace the entire Congress.
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