You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but...

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 667.

What's 667? More importantly, Happy Scumbart Day, everybody.

I am so excited to be a part of Happy Scumbart Day.

I just couldn't be happier and I'm at a loss for words other than congratulations to you, to your lovely wife, Lydia, to the whole family.

You are now entering that territory of which I know nothing but was terrified, which is having more small children than you have hands.

Well, we count us together, you know. Yeah, that's true. If you and Lydia never ever do anything individually, you will have more hands.

We stay together to each other and the kids.

Do date is, as you're hearing this probably today, but do date is Friday the 23rd.

Lydia just was at the doctor and has a slightly high blood pressure apparently, so we're going to induce.

Here's the thing, here's what I'm wondering. Lydia has said, I still don't believe this, but she double checked.

She said that only 4% of babies come on their due date, which seems that seems there's no, how could that be right?

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