OA665: Kari Lake Should Have Quit Several Sanctionable Lawsuits Ago. And Yet She Hasn't.

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🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Andrew breaks down several lawsuits that threaten Democracy, albeit incredibly ineptly and feebly. They are hilariously terrible.

Links: Kari Lake's Lawyers Lose Election Suit, Win Sanctions, Lake v Hobbs, Lake v Hobbs.... again, Christina Bobb, Trump Lawyer Christina Bobb Promises Kari Lake Lawsuit Is First Step Back To White House For Trump - Wonkette, This Pro-Trump Lawyer Was a Rising 'Stop the Steal' Star, His Firm Erased Him, New Documents Show Trump Repeatedly Pressed DOJ to Overturn Election, Kurt Olsen complaint, ARS 16-672, Rupert Murdoch to be deposed in $1.6 billion Dominion defamation case, nutjobs v dominion

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0:00.0	You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.
0:18.4	I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed.
0:24.4	It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.
0:31.4	Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.
0:38.4	And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?
0:43.4	How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?
0:48.4	Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but...
0:53.4	Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.
0:59.4	This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes.
1:04.4	It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.
1:08.4	Don't take legal advice from a podcast.
1:17.4	Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 665. I'm Thomas.
1:22.4	Just a guy doesn't understand real-property terms that I'm still mad about from last episode.
1:29.4	And that's Andrew, who does understand probably most of those terms.
1:33.4	I bet there's a few you don't remember, right?
1:35.4	Oh, absolutely. Lots of goofball, Latin stuff I don't understand.
1:39.4	Point is you're the lawyer. How's it going? How are we doing today?
1:42.4	Ah, fantastic that you're still salty about the T3B question.
1:45.4	Those are my absolute favorites.
1:47.4	We don't, hey, maybe I aced it. We don't know. I mean, you do, but I don't. Maybe I got it right. Maybe I should be celebrating.
1:54.4	Very true, though. I'm appreciating the saltiness, whether it is deserved or not.
2:00.4	And no, this is also going to be a fun episode because we're going to laugh at morons.
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