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🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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It's a bit of a good news show! The Respect for Marriage Act has passed the Senate! Justice Alito was ratted out by a Rev. Schenck. And, the 11th Circuit delivered a whopper of a decision putting an end to the Judge Cannon Naro Lago nonsense.
Links: Respect for Marriage Act (HR 8404) passes, 42 U.S. Code § 416 - Determination of Family Status, NY Times Schenck-Alito story, Former Anti-Abortion Leader Alleges Another Supreme Court Breach, response from Supreme Court Legal Office, Gift Regulations (Guide to Judiciary Policy, Vol. 2C, Ch. 6), Trump motion for disclosure, Media motion for access
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0:00.0 | You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer. |
0:18.4 | I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-first. |
0:24.4 | It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers. |
0:31.4 | Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy. |
0:38.4 | And you have been said, well I told you to say, how can any of us trust you? |
0:43.4 | How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going? |
0:48.4 | I was saying to myself, where could he be going? Five to seven with that sawdust shotgun. |
0:55.4 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
1:00.4 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes, |
1:05.4 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
1:09.4 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
1:16.4 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 655. I'm Thomas. |
1:22.4 | Boy, that can't be right, because that's like four numbers higher than last week at this time. |
1:27.4 | I'm not the lawyer that's Andrew Torres. He is the lawyer. How's it going, Andrew? |
1:31.4 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
1:33.4 | Doing well. That was a lot, Andrew. Our first week of doing the extra schedule. |
1:38.4 | We decided to record a four-hour music episode. |
1:41.4 | I love the fact that we were sitting here thinking, should we make it a two-parter? |
1:47.4 | You were like, no, man, let's just give everybody a 110 minutes of... |
1:53.4 | 110 minutes. It started out as 150 minutes. |
1:58.4 | We recorded it. We were like, let's do this recording. |
2:01.4 | We also recorded another episode. That was a long session, Andrew. |
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