OA632: Alex Jones's Lawyers Still Don't Know WTF They're Doing
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🗓️ 20 September 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Despicable a**hole Alex Jones is getting properly destroyed in court once again. You might be thinking, what is it Groundhog Day? But no, this is not the Texas trial in which he got suitably destroyed. This is yet another trial over his disgusting lies about Sandy Hook. This one is being tried in Connecticut, which you may recognize as the state where Sandy Hook happened. If you thought his lawyers botched the last one, wait until you hear some clips from this one! Presented brilliantly by Ace Associate Morgan Stringer!
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| 0:00.0 | I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck by my lawyer |
| 0:07.0 | thinks he can get me five. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, look at me, I'm a lawyer, I'm so good at word, using, get to, and yes, that wasn't |
| 0:25.0 | word right. |
| 0:26.0 | You're on her, Ms. Russell has failed to legal legal legal and she's legal legal, he asks |
| 0:33.0 | to court to legal legal legal. |
| 0:36.0 | Don't worry, there's nothing illegal about any of this. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you sure? |
| 0:40.0 | Of course, this is America, it's a free country, don't you know that? |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't know it was that free. |
| 0:46.0 | So you think you talked about the trial without talking about what happened at the trial? |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
| 1:05.0 | He's not intended to legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments, this is episode 632, I'm Thomas, that's Andrew, how you doing? |
| 1:25.0 | I am fantastic, excited to dig into the unbelievably strange world of Alex Jones again, slightly |
| 1:31.6 | squicked out, but you know, we'll get some help. |
| 1:34.0 | It's a car wreck that I guess this show can't look away from. |
| 1:40.6 | Looking forward to, and it's always a good excuse to have Morgan Stringer on, Ace of |
| 1:43.6 | Societ looking forward to that, well, why don't we get on over to that call, let's do it. |
| 1:48.6 | Let's do it. |
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