OA603: California Court Rules That... Bees are Fish?
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🗓️ 10 June 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Given that the Jan 6 hearing is AFTER we record, we're doing a little switcheroo! Today is a Tuesday-esque deep dive! What's with this California court ruling that bees are fish? Is Elon Musk right to mock it? Find out all about it and how it relates to when Reagan designated ketchup as a vegetable!
Links: Reagan cuts eat into school lunches - CSMonitor.com, 46 CFR 44452, California Endangered Species Act, § 2070, State and Federally Listed Endangered and Threatened Animals of California, Forestry Ass’n v. Fish & Game Commission
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| 0:00.0 | We all know the saying the wheels of justice turns slowly. |
| 0:18.0 | I used to know I got like you back in the day. |
| 0:20.0 | The name was Clarence Tomp. |
| 0:22.0 | He got here. |
| 0:23.0 | You don't have to call the boy Clarence Tomp and shit here? |
| 0:25.0 | That way. |
| 0:32.0 | Is it the company's position that it's non-difamitory statements cancel out? |
| 0:36.0 | It's just such bad timing. |
| 0:45.0 | We just got a new comfort. |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, actually about that I couldn't want to keep that comfort or aside, |
| 0:50.0 | I paid for it. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes |
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| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. |
| 1:20.0 | This is episode 603. |
| 1:22.0 | I'm Thomas and that over there is death itself. |
| 1:27.0 | How you doing? |
| 1:28.0 | I'm Andrew, poor guy. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm full of COVID, Thomas. |
| 1:32.0 | I know. |
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