OA600: Why Police Don't Have To Do Their Jobs
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 31 May 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In the wake of the pathetic police response to the Uvalde shooting, you have likely come across posts and memes talking about how police don't actually have any obligation to protect you or really do anything. Is this true or is it overblown internet leftist hyperbole? Well, it's true, and it's infuriating. Andrew breaks down the case in question. THEN! A special episode 600 celebration!!! We asked our patrons what terms/phrases/references/inside jokes they wanted us to explain, and we've got a fun list of 20! It's a fun stroll down memory lane as we talk the oranges of motions in lemonade, clownhorning, Konrad Michaels, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case! |
| 0:23.2 | There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson. |
| 0:28.8 | Hello! |
| 0:32.4 | I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson. |
| 0:35.6 | Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse. |
| 0:45.2 | You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth. |
| 0:49.6 | I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem. |
| 0:52.5 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.9 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.9 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.3 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:11.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 600! |
| 1:21.7 | Woo! |
| 1:23.7 | I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres' Esquire. How you doing? |
| 1:27.7 | I am fantastic. I'm extra fantastic. |
| 1:31.7 | Yeah, 600 is a pretty great milestone. |
| 1:34.9 | Yeah, that's a lot. We've done a lot of shows. |
| 1:36.9 | We've recorded 600 of these friggin' things, plus about 100 other things, bonus things. |
| 1:42.9 | It's funny, we just hit Lamb 60 as well. Lots of milestones. |
| 1:47.1 | We alluded to it last week. We have a special segment planned. |
| 1:50.7 | We're going to go over some of the lexicon of the show, some of the things that we say that people |
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