The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 579 and, uh, Andrew, I'm fine now, but

I'm like after we talk, I might be a little less fine. How are you doing?

Yeah, you'll be, you'll be less fine. Look, this is gonna have ups and downs. I'm doing fantastically well.

No, how are you doing? I'm worried about the segment. I'm dreading this, uh, this deep dive, although I love

learning from you and I love knowing what's going on. So it's a, it's a love-hate relationship.

Maybe we just play the same wild card segment again about Sydney Pal getting

to a repeat segment just in case we're too bummed out. And Sydney Bell is still gonna be

disbard, but no, let's get into it. I want to know what's going on with this dangerous new,

uh, what you've teased as kind of the dangerous new kind of, uh, prototype of lawsuits here.

Yeah. So let's dive right in. This lawsuit is entitled Devon Griner MD versus Biden,

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