OA569: Cawthorn Is as Bad at Picking Lawyers as He Is at Not Doing Insurrections
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🗓️ 15 February 2022
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Summary
We've got a delightful update in the Madison Cawthorn "one totally legitimate effort" to keep him off the ballot! Cawthorn's lawyers made a truly pathetic attempt at an injunction. It's bad law, but good deep dive! Also, a big Opening Arguments was Right about the DHS saga from a few years ago. Don't remember what we're talking about? Don't worry, we've got your back and it is good news! As if that isn't enough, we've got a bonus Wordle Law Wildcard! Just listen, alright!
Links: I-765, Application for Employment Authorization, Employment Authorization Document, Federal Court Restores Access to Work Permits for Many Asylum Seekers, Trump Rule final text, AILA - DHS Secretary Ratifies Rule, Judge Beryl Howell says NOPE, Feist Publications v. Rural Telephone Service Co., 499 U.S. 340 (1991), Wordle and IP law, Cawthorn Injunction, State Board Answer, Younger v. Harris, 401 U.S. 37 (1971), Chavez v. Evans, 446 P.2d 445 (NM 1968)
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| 0:00.0 | So should we start this deposition or do you just want to hand us a big bag of money? |
| 0:07.0 | Big bag of money. |
| 0:18.0 | I think you guys are making a big mistake. |
| 0:20.0 | I do mostly tax laws and probates that occasionally. |
| 0:23.0 | I got my law degree at night school. |
| 0:25.0 | Well that's finalists. We've got arrested at night. |
| 0:28.0 | Now are you going somewhere with this counter? |
| 0:30.0 | No not really. I just wanted to upset the witness your honor. |
| 0:33.0 | Looks like you did it. |
| 0:34.0 | I did it yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | That is a Lucy intelligent well thought out objection. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:41.0 | Overruled. |
| 0:45.0 | For a short week ago I was driving trucks. |
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