OA520: Kraken Lawyers Hit with Sanctions! YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 27 August 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Today's episode is. So. Satisfying. It's not just sanctions against all the Kraken lawyers. That alone would already be amazing. But it's ALSO consequences for world's most punchable douchebag Jacob Wohl. It's so, so good. Take a listen. You've earned it.
Ok full disclosure there is a slight amount of bad news regarding Texas Democrats having to return to the state empty handed, since a couple of Democrats refuse to do the right thing and eliminate the filibuster. No sugar coating that one, but we move quickly through that and get to the awesome news!
Links: Sanctions order, Texas Dems end quorum-busting efforts, FCC PROPOSES $5 MILLION ROBOCALLING FINE AGAINST JACOB WOHL AND JOHN BURKMAN
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
| 0:53.7 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.7 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.7 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.7 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:16.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. |
| 1:18.7 | This is Episode 520. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How are you doing, lot's talking guy? |
| 1:23.7 | Well, I am doing fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.7 | I'm doing well. I'm, uh, I think we have an episode for you folks today. |
| 1:32.7 | I'm just, I'm just understating. Undersell overdeliver. |
| 1:37.7 | There you go. Always be closer. |
| 1:40.7 | Always. Uh, yeah. So, um, consequences. I know we've, we've covered this story a lot. |
| 1:47.7 | Andrew and, uh, I never get tired of it. And I think we have an extra special. |
| 1:51.7 | Is it fair to say this is the culmination or is there even even more to come after this? |
| 1:56.7 | I wonder there's even more to come after this. |
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