OA518: Terpsichore Tries Her Hand at Frivolous Lawsuits
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🗓️ 20 August 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Terpsichore, who also goes by dozens of slight variations on her name, saw the Kraken nonsense that has led to nothing but sanctions hearing after sanctions hearing and figured why not do... more terrible law. She's suing Dominion back for eleventy billion dollars. How is that damages number justified? GFY. What are the alleged counts of defamation? GFY. Where do these horrible lawyers keep coming from and how did they beat Thomas at the bar exam? We'll never know. Hear all about it on today's show! After that, we do some Andrew was wrong, regarding gift taxes and British courts. Plus an email from the one and only Michael Marshall on Telegram and how it does seem to be the app of choice for horrible racists.
Links: 26 US Code § 102, Gift Taxes, House of Lords - Wikipedia, Virginia Governor's Council, Terpsichore affidavit, Terpsichore deleted webpage, Tore Maras-Lindeman bio, complaint if you can call it that, ND vs Terp and all her names, Jones v. Trice, 360 S.W.2d 48 (1962)
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
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| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. |
| 1:19.7 | This is episode 518. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How are you doing, sir? |
| 1:24.7 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.7 | I've been wafting the smoke over to you as hard as I can. I got a fat paper fan. |
| 1:32.7 | There's not how many smoke jokes can a person make. I'm just, we're covered in it. |
| 1:37.7 | I took a picture of the moon last night. It was a tiny little orange. |
| 1:41.7 | It was a smoke on the moon? No, it was a tiny little orange dot as all you could see of the moon. |
| 1:46.7 | There probably is smoke on the moon. |
| 1:50.7 | We just got to rake our leaves over here. I don't know. Anyway, I got to rake our for us. |
| 1:57.7 | I just see Afghanistan question mark. I'm not going to touch that. What is that about? |
| 2:02.7 | I get no. I think we ought to acknowledge that on a rapid response Friday that the news has been focused on the withdrawal from Afghanistan. |
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