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Opening Arguments

OA500: Eminent Domain!

Opening Arguments

Opening Arguments Media LLC

Law, Opinion, Politics, News, Liberal, Legal, Supremecourt, Harvard, Atheist

4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0

He's in their laugh and his ass off because he knows more about the Lord in YouTube.

0:19.0

I'm here live, it's not a cat.

0:25.0

My Lord, is thy God?

0:28.0

You're gonna die when we go.

0:36.0

Objects in your honor, strangling your witness.

0:38.0

I'm going to a lie.

0:45.0

We...

0:46.0

Disagree?

0:48.0

That's it? We disagree?

0:50.0

Well, I can't say we agree. That's how I lost my first ten cases.

0:54.0

Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.

0:59.0

This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes.

1:04.0

It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.0

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:18.0

Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments, this is Episode 500!

1:22.0

Woo! Woo! Woo!

1:24.0

How's it going, Andrew?

1:26.0

Well, I began as fantastic and now I've moved up to whatever the level is above that of...

1:32.0

Wow.

1:33.0

...it's our 500th show. I'm super excited and obviously I'm excited for a subject matter.

1:39.0

There's been a level beyond fantastic this whole time.

1:42.0

I know what I haven't been there. And you're just now kicking it into gear.

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