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Opening Arguments

OA445: SCOTUS Gives Churches the Right to Spread COVID

Opening Arguments

Opening Arguments Media LLC

Law, Opinion, Politics, News, Liberal, Legal, Supremecourt, Harvard, Atheist

4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

According to the new fundamentalist majority on the Supreme Court, churches have the right to spread COVID as much as they damn well please and no one is allowed to tell them otherwise. Andrew Seidel is back on the show to give the full breakdown of just how terrible Roman Catholic Diocese v. Cuomo is.

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0:00.0

Don't waste time on emotions that don't do you any good.

0:19.8

Do I call you Lady Justice?

0:20.8

You can just call me Justice.

0:21.8

Do you tell me what the sandwich is and then I'll tell you if I had to August the same.

0:35.4

I'm more than enough women on the floor and my answer is, when you are not.

0:45.4

Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.

1:00.1

This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes,

1:05.1

is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.6

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:17.7

Hello and welcome to opening arguments.

1:19.4

This is episode 45.

1:21.2

I'm Thomas.

1:22.2

That's Andrew.

1:23.2

How are you doing, sir?

1:24.2

I am fantastic, Thomas.

1:25.7

How are you?

1:26.7

I am also fantastic because we're having Andrew's side along.

1:32.4

That's always, that's dope.

1:33.9

You guys are both fantastic.

1:36.0

We're all fantastic here.

1:38.7

The topic is not fantastic.

1:42.6

The topic is terrible, but if we're going to cover a terrible topic, I would like to do

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