OA440: Rudy's Literal Meltdown
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🗓️ 20 November 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Rudy Giuliani is as bad at being a lawyer as he is at wearing a believable human suit. Both of these shortcomings were on full display this week as Trump's top lawyer continued to not only lose case after case, but also display an impressive ability to not have any idea what any legal term actually means. Also in this episode, Andrew tells us about the Kim Davis of this election - GSA Administrator Emily Murphy. Murphy can't seem to understand which number is bigger than the other. Then ace associate Morgan Stringer joins us to provide a few highlights of Giuliani's insane ramblings. She listened so that none of us have to!
Links: 3 U.S.C. 102, CFPB Announces Additional Member of Taskforce, The Law of Presidential Transitions and the 2000 Election, Lawsuit tracker: Trump’s battle faces skepticism from judges, Marks v. Stinton.
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| 0:00.0 | Don't waste time on emotions that don't do you any good. |
| 0:19.8 | Do I call you Lady Justice? |
| 0:20.8 | You can just call me Justice. |
| 0:21.8 | Do you tell me what the sandwich is and then I'll tell you if I had to August the same. |
| 0:35.4 | I'm more than enough women on the floor and my answer is, when you are not. |
| 0:45.4 | Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.1 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:05.1 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.6 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:19.6 | Hello Andrew, it's episode 440, opening arguments, a440, music joke. |
| 1:24.0 | As a guy, it's opening arguments, it's episode 440. |
| 1:26.8 | I'm Thomas, that's Andrew. |
| 1:28.3 | How you doing? |
| 1:29.3 | Was that a 440 time joke? |
| 1:31.1 | No, a440 is used for tuning, it's reference note for tuning, but not all music is based |
| 1:37.2 | on 440, I suppose it would be hertz, right? |
| 1:40.6 | Sometimes people tune a little differently, they'll tune A to something a little lower, |
| 1:44.3 | a little higher. |
| 1:45.3 | But A440, if you're tuning your guitar while listening, it's something like that. |
| 1:50.0 | Anyway, how are you doing, Mr. Fantastic? |
| 1:52.1 | Well, I learned something here today, Thomas. |
| 1:54.5 | No, that's what the show is for. |
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