OA415: DeJoy's Illegal Dismantling of the USPS
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🗓️ 25 August 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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We're finally getting the deep-dive we've always wanted on the *drum roll* Unites States Postal Service! Questions answered by our esteemed Andrew include: Who is DeJoy? How is he even there? Why is the Post Service losing so much money? What's with the sorting machines and boxes disappearing? All those answers and more!
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| 0:00.0 | My guys are still under a judicial mistrangement order that blue thing I got from her |
| 0:19.0 | I've got the best lawyer softocles can buy |
| 0:27.0 | Objections |
| 0:29.0 | On what grounds? |
| 0:30.0 | How about Silling? |
| 0:36.0 | I think legal terms are magic words that can force people to do what I want |
| 0:46.0 | My client has instructed me to remind the court how rich an important is that he is not like other men |
| 0:51.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer |
| 0:59.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes |
| 1:04.0 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast |
| 1:12.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments this is episode 415 I'm Thomas that's Andrew how you doing? |
| 1:23.0 | I am fantastic Thomas nothing nothing broke in between recording the last show in this one right? |
| 1:29.0 | Are you sure? |
| 1:31.0 | I am not sure |
| 1:33.0 | I'm not sure either but we'll assume it didn't |
| 1:37.0 | Well assume that you know American democracy is healthy |
| 1:40.0 | I also think that if anyone wants to go check on my body I'm probably a nice perfect jerky |
| 1:46.0 | I'm probably perfectly ready right now I'm just guessing based on the smoke |
| 1:51.0 | Yeah, I mean you've been you've been cooking at 109 for a couple of weeks with exposure to smoke |
| 1:58.0 | I got to tell you like if I could cook ribs at 109 I would say anyone wants to go collect me |
| 2:07.0 | I'm sure that's where I am right now but for now we've got stuff to talk about |
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