Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.

Oh sure, like lawyers working big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he's wearing a belt.

That's Hollywood for you.

Please answer the question, does the defendant's case hold water?

No, the defense is wrong.

Objection overrule.

Oh no no no, no I'm a strener's lip check.

Oh wow, a strener's lip check and I can take some time to reconsider.

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Hello and welcome to opening arguments.

This is episode number four and we're getting into part three of the epic of Bush V-Gor.

So let's go into it.

Bush V-Gor, you've left us in suspense.

I mean we know the ending, but what happened to vote?

So it hasn't been called either way, right?

Where are we?

We're on election day morning, I guess, or is that what you would call it?

The day after the election?

We're a couple days after the election.

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