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Opening Arguments

OA357: Ok, WTF Iowa?

Opening Arguments

Opening Arguments Media LLC

Law, Opinion, Politics, News, Liberal, Legal, Supremecourt, Harvard, Atheist

4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

We're on for a bonus pod talking about the bungled Iowa Caucus.

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0:00.0

What kind of law do you practice?

0:04.0

Law, law, practice, and...

0:08.0

Maritime, maritime law.

0:20.0

Now what grounds could you possibly prevail?

0:22.0

Brown suitcases about grounds!

0:24.0

Cases always come down to the jury likes better.

0:31.0

Mr. Ferrier, I've sworn you that if you were jammed from Danny Red, or bulldozers,

0:35.0

we'd have a different living view.

0:37.0

Your logic is most pretty.

0:45.0

A cash settlement!

0:47.0

I could have figured that out you butted down maggot!

0:49.0

You have any cream?

0:50.0

Oh, yes of course. Where are my maggots?

0:55.0

Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer.

1:00.0

This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for Entertainment Procoses,

1:05.0

is not intended as legal advice, and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.0

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:18.0

Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments, don't adjust that dial!

1:21.0

We are here early.

1:24.0

It's episode 3507.

1:26.0

I'm Thomas Smith, that's Andrew Torres. How are you doing, Andrew?

1:29.0

Well, I would say I'm doing fantastic, but apparently the entire Democratic Party has lost its goddamn mind, so...

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