OA30: Little Baby Jesus in a Manger
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 28 December 2016
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
- Here's a link to Daubert v. Merrell Dow Pharmaceuticals, 509 U.S. 579 (1993), which will help you answer TTTBE #3.
- While we're at it, this is the full-text link to Palsgraf v. Long Island R.R., 248 N.Y. 339, 162 N.E. 99 (1928), the case every law student knows.
- Lemon v. Kurtzman, 403 U.S. 602 (1971), set forth the "Lemon test" that we talk about in the main segment.
- Lynch v. Donnelly, 465 U.S. 668 (1984), was the 1984 case that said it was perfectly legitimate for a courthouse to display little baby Jesus in a manger.
- But weirdly, Allegheny County v. ACLU, 492 U.S. 573 (1989), was the case from just five years later where the Supreme Court said no, courts couldn't just display little baby Jesus in a manger, but they could display a menorah, a Christmas tree, and a liberty plaque all together.
- We defy you to explain the difference between Van Orden v. Perry, 545 U.S. 677 (2005), which upheld a Ten Commandments monument in Texas, and a decision handed down the exact same day, McCreary County v. ACLU, 545 U.S. 844 (2005), which struck down Ten Commandments posted on the walls out two courthouses in Kentucky.
- Finally, this is a copy of the Slants' Supreme Court brief, which is reasonably entertaining for a legal brief.
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| 0:00.0 | It's a great change of his feelings. |
| 0:04.8 | Well, there could be a death penalty. |
| 0:06.3 | Nothing to lawyer. |
| 0:19.8 | Seriously, when the going gets tough, you don't want to criminal lawyer. |
| 0:23.2 | All right, you want a criminal lawyer. |
| 0:31.0 | Lady Trahan's air injector box. |
| 0:33.4 | Objection. |
| 0:34.4 | In the absence of pants, defense and suspenders serve no purpose. |
| 0:38.2 | I'm going to allow them. |
| 0:40.0 | For now, thank you. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm going to be a simple country, have a chicken. |
| 0:48.0 | But I know when we're a finger-lift, what do you say we plead insanity? |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.8 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes, |
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| 1:17.8 | Hello, and welcome to Opening Arguments. |
| 1:20.8 | I'm Thomas Smith. How you doing, Andrew Torres? |
| 1:23.8 | I am doing fantastic. It is the day after Christmas as we record this. |
| 1:27.8 | I had a terrific holiday. How about you? |
| 1:29.8 | I had a great time. |
| 1:31.8 | I hope our listeners had a great time as well. |
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