Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.

Oh sure, like lawyers working big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he's wearing a belt.

That's Hollywood for you.

Please answer the question, does the defendant's case hold water?

No, the defense is wrong.

Objection overrule.

No, no, no, no.

Nice, strener's limp, Jack.

Oh wow, strener's limp, Jack, and I should take some time to reconsider.

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Hello and welcome to episode two of opening arguments.

And today we're going to talk about Bush v. Gore.

And this is going to be interesting because you'll know, listeners will know, I've been going back and forth, even on guest spots I've done.

Not just the one you're going to mention, but another one where we're talking about, you know, our people to blame

if they vote third party to elect Trump, etc., etc.

So all kinds of interesting stuff going on.

At long last, let's go and talk about Bush v. Gore.

What do you say?

So first thing, I feel very passionately about this.

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