OA177: Neil Gorsuch's Epic Decision & the NFL (feat. Chris Kristofco)
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 29 May 2018
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
- If you liked Chris and want to hear more, you can check out his excellent sportsball podcast, Titletown Sound Off, or you can check out his previous appearances on the show: Episode 6 (on the NFL), Episode 32 (on Phil Ivey's gambling), and Episode 68 (on Aaron Hernandez).
- Also, our guest Chris Kluwe predicted something like this back in Episode 115.
- Click here to read the Supreme Court's opinion in Epic Systems Corp. v. Lewis. If you want to check out the data cited in Ginsburg's dissent; that's here.
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| 0:00.0 | He thought I was going to read me my rights. |
| 0:04.3 | If the right to have your face kicked him by me, |
| 0:06.3 | you have the right to have your balls stomp by him. |
| 0:08.4 | I'll wait where I'm at. |
| 0:18.6 | They're pretty simple. |
| 0:19.8 | The forms are all standard, boilerplate. |
| 0:21.8 | OK, well, we're all hungry. |
| 0:23.0 | We're going to get to our hot plate soon enough. |
| 0:24.5 | All right, let's talk about the contract here. |
| 0:26.7 | Sorry. |
| 0:31.0 | You'd be surprised how many doors a letter from a lawyer |
| 0:34.2 | can open or close. |
| 0:36.1 | It seems like you're talking slower |
| 0:37.7 | since you started charging by the hour. |
| 0:44.6 | What's the meaning of this? |
| 0:45.4 | This is my quiet time. |
| 0:46.4 | We're going to have to take you into custody. |
| 0:48.4 | That's outrageous. |
| 0:49.2 | What am I charged with? |
| 0:50.0 | Don't have to tell you anymore. |
| 0:51.3 | Clearly haven't been reading your Scalia. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that |
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