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And why is that, Mr. E?

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They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

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Hello and welcome to Yodel Arguments, I'm your host, Laurel, that over there is Yanny! How you doing, Yanny Drew?

I always consider myself a Laurel Drew, but yeah, I believe they have now posted the deconstruction of the audience.

I mean, I knew it was all along, but I mean, it would be important for you to do it.

Oh, you did!

No, I mean, it was right, Andrew was totally...

I couldn't do that in my audio thing, I was about to do that, but then I didn't bother because a bunch of other people did.

But no, it's just if you hear the higher frequencies more, it's Yanny, I'm not.

But the thing that's important is it's a recording of someone saying Laurel.

That's the...

There's no ambiguity there, that's what it is.

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