OA171: Andrew Seidel Joins the Five-Timers Club
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 8 May 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
- Click here to read the Morris County Opinion discussed during the "A" segment.
- And if you want to see the legislative notes from the Kansas adoption bill, you should click here.
- We broke down the Masterpiece Cakeshop case in Episode 105, and you can follow along with the guys by reading the transcript of the Masterpiece Cakeshop oral argument before the Supreme Court!
- If you love Andrew Seidel, you might want to go back to his FOUR previous appearances on the show, Episode 82 (on Trinity Lutheran), Episode 85 (which was originally a Patreon-only exclusive),Episode 111, and most recently, Episode 131.
- Finally, please consider supporting the Freedom From Religion Foundation.
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| 0:00.0 | Your honor, I object! |
| 0:05.0 | And why is that Mr. Reed? |
| 0:07.0 | Because it's devastating to my case! |
| 0:19.0 | I did, you know, the murders, but as you're all so looking forward to this, I thought I'd be not guilty. |
| 0:31.0 | They say a man who represents himself as a fool for a client. |
| 0:35.0 | Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool! |
| 0:45.0 | Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never-ending store. |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Antitoura's LLC for Entertainment purposes, |
| 1:05.0 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:13.0 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 171. I'm your host, Thomas Smith, and this episode we have a Coven of Andrews! |
| 1:28.0 | It is Andrew Torres, how are you doing, sir? |
| 1:30.0 | I am fantastic. I am so excited for this episode and you'll find out why in eight seconds. |
| 1:37.0 | Okay, I'll take eight seconds to say hello to Andrews. How are you doing? |
| 1:42.0 | I am well. Thank you for having me on, guys. |
| 1:45.0 | It's so fun to have so many Andrews. It's so many great Andrews. |
| 1:51.0 | You know, because let's be real. There are low-quality Andrews out there, but these are two high-quality Andrews, and we're so happy to have them. |
| 1:59.0 | I can't wait to talk about some FFR stories of victory and also some bills on the horizon that I'm sure will be future FFR, hopefully victories. |
| 2:10.0 | So really excited to get some updates from Andrews, CIDEL on that. |
| 2:13.0 | Let's see, I guess that's all we need to do, teaser-wise, any other announcements? Are we getting right into it? |
| 2:18.0 | No, let's get into it. I'm excited. |
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