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OA17: You Be The Supreme Court, Part 2

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4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

  In this week’s episode, we return to our little role-playing experiment “You Be The Supreme Court,” using an actual case that is currently pending before the Court:  Trinity Lutheran Church of Columbia, Inc. v. Pauley. Last time, we went through the Petitioner’s brief seeking to overturn the lower court’s decision to deny Trinity Lutheran Church the … Continue reading OA17: You Be The Supreme Court, Part 2

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.

0:19.8

Oh sure, like lawyers working big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he's wearing a belt.

0:25.4

That's Hollywood for you.

0:31.0

Please answer the question, does the defendant's case hold water?

0:37.0

No, the defense is wrong.

0:45.0

Objection overrule.

0:47.0

Oh no no no, no I'm a strener's lip check.

0:49.0

Oh wow, a strener's lip check and I can take some time to reconsider.

0:54.0

Welcome to opening arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer.

1:00.0

This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes,

1:05.0

is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.0

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:17.0

Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 17.

1:22.0

How you doing, Andrew Torres, legal expert?

1:25.0

I am substantially similar to how I was doing in episode 15.

1:30.0

How are you?

1:31.0

Why would that be?

1:32.0

I have no idea.

1:33.0

I am doing great.

1:35.0

Hey, let's just talk about really, really quickly.

1:38.0

Before we get going, Patreon, and I just wanted to say thank you so much that we're at close to our $500 goal,

1:46.0

which will be, of course, law-dawful movies reviewing a movie and poking fun at it and making fun of the legal aspects as well as the just terrible aspects of it.

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