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Opening Arguments

OA164: As American As Baseball, Hush Money, and... Segregated Schools?

Opening Arguments

Opening Arguments Media LLC

Law, Opinion, Politics, News, Liberal, Legal, Supremecourt, Harvard, Atheist

4.33.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

In this rapid-response episode, Thomas and Andrew take a look at the FBI's search of the offices of Michael Cohen, Donald Trump's personal lawyer and alleged "fixer." First, we begin with a discussion of a curious legal move by the Miami Marlins, alleging that they are, in fact, a ... citizen of the British Virgin Islands?? In the main segment, we find out that Andrew Was Right when he declared Stormy Daniels "A Legal Genius."  How right?  Listen and find out! Next, we take a return trip to Yodel Mountain, where we discuss Paul Ryan's impending retirement, Wendy Vitter's comically bad confirmation hearing, and more! Finally, we end with an all-new TTTBE #71 about constitutional law that is the toughest question we've asked to date.  If you've ever thought about playing along, now's the time; just retweet our episode on Twitter or share it on Facebook along with your guess.  We'll release the answer on next Tuesday's episode along with our favorite entry! Recent Appearances None!  If you'd like to have either of us as a guest on your show, drop us an email at openarguments@gmail.com. Show Notes & Links
  1. This is Alphr's list of the "15 Best Podcasts of 2018" -- and wow, we're in some good company!
  2. If you love procedural questions (and you hate Derek Jeter), you'll want to read the Marlins Notice of Removal as well as Miami's Opposition.  Oh, and this is the relevant legal provision, 9 U.S.C. § 202.
  3. This is the U.S. Attorneys' Manual; § 9-13.420 governs searching law firm offices.
  4. Here's the report on Paul Ryan's fundraising from Politico, announced two days before he decided to retire.
  5. Finally, here's a link to the video of Wendy Vitter refusing to answer whether she supports Brown v. Board of Education.
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Your honor, I object!

0:05.0

And why is that Mr. Reed?

0:07.0

Because it's devastating to my case!

0:19.0

I did you know, the murders, but as you're all so looking forward to this, I thought I'd be not guilty.

0:31.0

They say a man who represents himself as a fool for a client.

0:35.0

Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!

0:45.0

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never-ending store.

0:53.0

Welcome to Opening Arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer.

0:59.0

This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Antitoura as LLC for entertainment purposes,

1:05.0

is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.0

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:13.0

Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments.

1:18.0

This is Thomas Smith, that over there is Andrew Torres.

1:22.0

You know, I'm dispensing with the niceties.

1:24.0

We've got too much to cover.

1:26.0

Wait, I can't even, I can't, I can't stop talking.

1:27.0

Not too much to do.

1:28.0

Too much to do.

1:29.0

Okay, what do we do?

1:30.0

Go!

1:31.0

Alright, so before we get into the meat of the show, a couple little housekeeping announcements.

1:37.0

First, we were included on Alphers list of the 15 best podcasts of 2018.

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