OA148: The Parkland Massacre
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 16 February 2018
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
- We discussed a modest proposal for gun control in Episode 110., and the 1994 Omnibus Crime Bill in Episode 95.
- Andrew quoted from this CNN article when referencing teacher Melissa Falkowski; from this Washington Post article about Colt's decision to suspend sales of the AR-15 in 1989, and from this blog post on "The Firearm Blog" by the AR-15's designer, Jim Sullivan.
- California's Roberti-Roos Assault Weapons Control Act of 1989 can be found at California Penal Code § 30150 et seq.
- This is the Waymo v. Uber lawsuit, and here is the link where you can view the Powerpoint used during the REAL OPENING STATEMENTS by Waymo's attorneys.
- Finally, we last discussed gerrymandering in Pennsylvania and elsewhere way back in Episode 146. If you're curious, this is what MD-6 looks like today, and this is what it looked like before the 2011 redistricting.
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| 0:00.0 | I declare bankruptcy! |
| 0:20.0 | I congratulate you on your imagination, but this is a court of space law not a theater. |
| 0:25.0 | Tax, men, dis, insendium, bloria, culpum, etc., memo, dis, punitor, delicatum. |
| 0:36.0 | It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. |
| 0:43.0 | How is this a fair trial? Our lawyer is a morty. |
| 0:46.0 | It's not fair, you have no rights and he's not a lawyer. |
| 0:48.0 | We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, the podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Antertores, LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:05.0 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:13.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 148. I'm your host Thomas Smith. |
| 1:24.0 | That over there is your other host, Andrew Torres, who's got a little bit of a sexy rasp going today. |
| 1:30.0 | How are you doing? |
| 1:32.0 | I'm good, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:35.0 | Don't adjust your dials, everyone. That's just the sexy, raspy voice of one Andrew Torres. |
| 1:43.0 | There we go. |
| 1:45.0 | It's always good. |
| 1:46.0 | Bit of an unhappy episode because there's been another tragedy. |
| 1:53.0 | Well, actually, I think it's accurate to say maybe you're going to tell us Andrew, |
| 1:56.0 | but there's probably been a school shooting every other day this year. |
| 2:02.0 | Who knows statistically? There's been a easily been us shooting multiple shootings a day in this country. |
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