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OA 741: It's a Derp-Off! Trump vs. Santos vs. Dersh

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🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Liz and Andrew break down the latest developments in Fulton County, GA; some truly terrible takes on the E. Jean Carroll verdict by Alan Dershowitz; and the indictment of Congressman Astronaut Rabbi George Santos. Be there, will be wild!

Notes
OA 738
https://openargs.com/oa-738-trump-flops-proud-boys-drop/

Surveillance footage of Cathy Latham
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2022/09/20/coffee-county-georgia-cathy-latham/

SPGJ report sections made public http://www.fultonclerk.org/DocumentCenter/View/1706/EX-PARTE-ORDER-OF-THE-JUDGE-2-16-2023-Report

Willis Modification of Motion to Disqualify Debrow
http://www.fultonclerk.org/DocumentCenter/View/1918/SPGJ--STATES-MODIFICATION-OF-MOTION-TO-DISQUALIFY-5-10-23

Shafer letter Fulton County
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23800972/shafer-final-march-26-letter-to-da-willis-w-exhibits.pdf

FEC Complaint - Santos
https://campaignlegal.org/sites/default/files/2023-01/Campaign%20Legal%20Center%20-%20Santos%20Complaint%20%28Final%29.pdf

Santos indictment
https://www.justice.gov/d9/2023-05/santos.indictment.pdf

18 U.S.C. § 1343
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1343

Federal Sentencing Guidelines
https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/guidelines-manual/2021/GLMFull.pdf

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0:00.0

I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private.

0:07.6

You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney dumpster confidentiality.

0:11.6

I just want to say hello.

0:13.8

Oh, hello.

0:16.8

All right, we're done.

0:20.9

You think the language in the Second Amendment is clear enough?

0:23.3

You know about the right to bear arms?

0:24.8

Of course it's clear.

0:25.8

Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall.

0:29.0

How could that possibly be misconstrued?

0:30.8

All right, fantastic then.

0:32.6

Wait, you know what?

0:33.6

Before we send this to the printer, let's take that abortion thing out.

0:39.5

Oh, come on, I move for a hearing on the matter.

0:41.5

What?

0:42.5

You want me to have a special motion on the admissibility of the word asshole?

0:45.6

Well, let me have asked them.

0:47.4

That's close enough.

0:48.5

What law school did you go to?

0:49.8

I'll agree to it, your honor.

0:50.6

You will, why?

0:51.6

I don't want any interlocutorial appeals.

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