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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A sound effect heavy episode, exploring the ramifications of carbonara, cumin, and Halloween. The first 3-way call occurs and triggers an extremely vague scary story swap, with penetrating follow up questions! Chelsea stumbles into the dark underbelly of

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0:00.0	Oh, so la rupido.
0:02.0	Oh, la, ha, ha,
0:05.0	Oh, so la ropidor,
0:10.0	la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I don't think I've ever been more I don't know and I
0:14.0	L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L.
0:17.0	Ropfidor.
0:19.0	I don't think I've ever been more animated and that is saying a lot ladies and gentlemen
0:24.0	welcome to the studio live from Stable Center food tests blah blah you got it.
0:37.0	You know what there's a lot going on today. We have a new song. I need a sound effect of a crowd going really crazy.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new song. I need like that plus them just like fucking freaking out. Anyhow I have a lot of
0:58.5	thoughts about I have a lot of thoughts about comments on a picture of Carbonara that I posted on
1:05.3	Instagram. I'm very irritated by the variety of... Who would think that a photo of
1:11.1	a bowl of Carbonara made perfectly mind you only a slight adjustment that I would have made made with my beloved
1:18.6	Beloved soulmate
1:20.6	And what what I would describe as a very equal manner.
1:24.0	We love to cook together.
1:25.0	That's just one of the many things we do as we troll up about throughout the forest of life.
1:31.0	Now people are,
1:34.0	that look like doo! Hey, guess what? I don't go on your Instagram looking at your
1:40.6	Pizza Hut, Meat Lovers Pizza. at your
1:45.0	caption lovers pizza where I'm sure your caption is like oh shit pizza
1:50.0	pizza hut you really outdid yourself on this one.
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