Bill O'Reilly here and I'm warming up.

Stand by for the O'Reilly Update Morning Edition.

But first.

On this Monday, here's my simple question because I am a simple man, as you know.

When did professional athletes decide to look like hell's angels?

When exactly did that happen?

Long, greasy hair, unkept beards, tattoos, piercings on display.

Is this a good look?

I mean, come on, Aaron Rodgers.

You look like the We're Wolf of London out there.

Basketball players are the worst because they have the smallest uniforms.

Maybe some think a boa constrictor tat on the neck looks cool, but for me, I lose track

of the game, trying to figure out if the shooting guard has a pentagram on his thigh or what.

Some Americans have always been easily led and I favor individualism.

That.

Enough with the Crow Manion look.

Did your mother really raise you to look like that?

The answer may be yes.

There's mom now sporting a dolphin tat.

We live in a time where style is out of style.

Sloppy is chic, disheveled is in.

Why?

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