You're right mate? Oh no, my boiler's nackered. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well, he lives next-naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No, he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cooked with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be

one of our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas Boiler repairs.

So, is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

Bill O'Reilly here and I'm warming up. Stand by for the O'Reilly Update Morning Edition.

On this Tuesday, Big Political Week, Super Tuesday, which really isn't very super this year, and Dubious Thursday.

That's the day President Biden delivers a state of the Union address.

Risky for old Joe, that's why I say it's dubious.

If he gets lost on the teleprompter, his re-election campaign could end right there.

If he garbles, he'll lose votes. If he falters at all the Democratic Party will be badly damaged.

Remember there are a slew of congressional races in November in addition to the presidential.

Now the Vegas betting wise guys have Donald Trump a heavy favorite to beat

Joe Biden.

Two touchdowns.

It's illegal to bet on a presidential contest in the USA, but it's also

illegal to shoplift if you get my meaning.

Ladbrook of London will take your action.

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