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Stand by for the O'Reilly Update morning edition.

On this Wednesday, let's talk tattoos, ink, tats.

My question is, why do people want to put a bat on their necks?

Why?

The Bible says, we are all made in the image of God.

Now that might be a problem if the deity doesn't have a panther on his or her thigh.

Baseball, basketball players, lots of them have tats.

Mostly they do not look good.

And baseball guys now have beards.

So why not the Cleveland Hells Angels if Indians is no good?

Men who have visible tattoos are interesting.

That's all I'm going to say.

Dennis Miller, however, thinks that ladies who have dolphins on their skin may regret it

with age as the dolphins swim south.

But I would never imply that.

Growing up as for me, I'm going out the way I came in.

God gave me skin.

I don't think it needs to be improved by some tattoo guy named Butch.

I could be wrong.

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