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Morning Edition.

On this Thursday, Donald Trump has issued a greatest hits album that may hit number one with

a bullet.

I realize that's a terrible pun, but the world is definitely awaiting what regime will

next sing a swan song?

Another absolutely brutal play on word, sorry.

It is likely to be Iran.

The current Ayatollah is rumored to be checking out the Moscow political asylum situation

that Syrian villain Assad embraced.

Putin loves bad people and seems to be recruiting them to live in Russia

where the current temperature is 2 degrees. That is beard freezing territory, Imam.

The Persian people seem to have had it with their government, which will execute you for attending the junior prom.

The national pastime in Iran is throwing gay people up building.

Over in Cuba, the communist government there is very shaky because no one has any money,

and now cheap Venezuela and oil is gone.

Yes, like the Persians, Cubans have put up with brutal conditions for decades.

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