Welcome to this very special edition of the Nooseby News for Friday the 13th, 2019.

So we usually don't do programs on Friday because I am otherwise occupied with books and other

things like that. So I decided to do one today to give you an immediate reaction to the Democratic

debate last night which is very important for you as the American citizen who cares about his

or her country. And the big winner last night was Donald Trump. He was the winner of the debate

because none of the ten on the stage stood out. So we have a number of things to tell you about

and I think you'll find it interesting. And I don't come at this from a partisan point of view as

you may know I'm already sort of independent. So Biden got the most amount of time in the debate.

He got 17 minutes. Oh, Warren got 16 minutes, 33 seconds. Booker got 1447 because Booker is very

low-quacious. Where the day talkative low-quacious. Then Bernie Sanders clocked in a 1353.

Sanders had it was horse last night. Didn't have anything new to say at all. Then it went down

from that Kamala Harris got 1330 Castro 1122 and whatever. So I'm going to run down the bigger

pictures first and then the specifics. So the ABC News moderators. Two of them were not really

journalistically inclined. George Stephanopoulos says you may know former chief of staff to Bill Clinton

and he's on a good morning America. He does a Sunday show. Now, Stupinopoulos is a bright man. I know

him but he's certainly not a journalist and he is certainly rooting for the Democratic Party. So

why he was there I have no idea. Secondly, Jorge Ramos who turned out to be the best questioner

is a activist. He's not a journalist any longer Jorge. He's an activist for Hispanics. Latinex

I think is the new phrase. But Jorge was far and away the best questioner last night as you'll see.

The other day, David Muir is an anchor man and Lindsey Davis I don't really know her very well. Her

work she was all right but she was heavy into the racism stuff of being African-American. I guess

to me I would have rather heard about the economy. Did you notice there were any questions about

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