O'Neill-Lou Gomez Press Conference from Skankfest 2018

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🗓️ 17 July 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Ellismania 15 Fight press conference

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0:00.0	What up everybody?
0:02.0	Welcome to the first and final press conference before the big fight.
0:09.0	Hi, my name is Sam Turpley.
0:11.0	Give me a round of applause because I I um so how does this whole
0:19.2	fight come together great question guys. Louis Gomez and Ryan O'Neill are comedy bullies, we'll call them.
0:28.0	They like to challenge fat 40-year-old men to fights constantly.
0:32.0	And they were both challenging me. Ryan's
0:36.7	threatened to beat me up in the comedy sort of parking lot many fucking times.
0:40.4	So then I saw Louis Gomez challenging Ari Schaffir to fight, which is like
0:48.7	fucking trying to fight Jarrett from Subway, right? Which is a creepy pedophile, dude.
0:54.5	And so then I said, you know who would be a great fight?
0:58.7	Ryan O'Neill versus the rattlesnake.
1:01.6	So I tweeted.
1:02.4	I go, hey, hey Alice the real fight is between
1:06.3	Louis Gomez and Ryan O'Neill and from there it just exploded to where we are here today.
1:14.4	So are you guys ready to meet the combatants?
1:22.0	Are you guys running? Are you guys wanting to get this on?
1:26.0	First up, straight out of LA.
1:31.0	He's here, he's with a fucking Jew so you know shit might get shady right now.
1:36.4	Please welcome to the stage. Ryan O'Neill!
1:41.4	Oh, stop, stop, stop.
1:45.0	Get out of here, stupid, you fucking idiot.
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