Sarah packs herself into a carry-on and sort of half-rolls into the steerage section of Captain Jason's yacht (see also: loins). After leaving extra buckets outside Angie K. and Mary's room - because that's what friends are for - and burning Jared's unicorn (a stuffed animal choice representing, one assumes, the reality of wishing he was a better man), she waves to Ben in the galley - named after herself, obvs - and creates a mini cloffice in one of the 19 extra bedrooms that production hid from the cast (geniuses, all). This RHOSLC deep dive was recorded mid euphoria after watching the episode live - but while WWHL was airing, updates to follow, Lisa Barlow, don't worry, bcc John - Sarah unpacks her highs (every minute), lows (literally zero, also Britani and men), and whoas: Bronwyn's surprise arrival, Lisa's friendship omertà with Meredith, Judge Judy's possible response, Britani's fun new math of a '30-day break, in which the breaks happen during slumber, what RHOSLC gets right about ensemble dynamics (and why Sarah needs to claim its #1 role in her heart and spirit), continuing confusion about Bronwyn's charges, and what happens when Lisa vehemently defends her innocence to a cast that will seemingly no longer plead the fifth. Just throw some condoms and a bikini in a suitcase, this ep was the perfect trip - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 727!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible.

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

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