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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the musical splitting podcast.

I am your host and man of constant sorrow, one cavittaharian.

And I am breaking free from that big rock candy mountain.

I introduced him to, if you can't tell.

I've been inspired.

A whole new world of intros has been like.

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